if...

if i got smart with you how would you know?
if i got rid of you would you still be there?
if you jumped i'd laugh.
if he was him then would they be?
if i were me would  you care to see the difference?
if you would just walk away quietly i'd be ecstatic
if i were to disappear would anyone notice?
if you really care you would have never come back
the thing is...when you play dumb you usually win!
if it's doesn't concern me then why is it there?
if the bell doth toll for thee what is your plan?
if it's all dull how do you stir the pot?
if at first you don't succed, maybe you just suck.